WANTED: Golf Membership Director, Genial Personality and Big Boobs a Plus!
The Lonely Pine Country Club, “the best club in our town” has recently seen a small decline in membership. (151 members quit last year) And so the board have authorized me to hire a membership director. Candidates should be female, 40-50 years old, in presentable shape, with some nice black dresses and appropriate costume jewelry in their wardrobe. Candidates should also process a genial, out-going personality. Blond hair and big boobs a definite plus!
Duties will include greeting prospects (which are few and far between) pointing them around the club and showing them the unique value of our membership offer, compared to the much nicer and far cheap club down the street.
Please DO Not Apply If:
You have read the Golf Sales Bible, by Andrew Wood, as you are obviously, over-qualified for the meager pay we are offering.
For more information about our club’s situation and this exciting opportunity to slap this prestigious, low paying job, on your next resume when we close, read http://andrewwoodinc.com/